Panduan Untuk Mendapat Gigi Lurus, Menjadi Kurus & Sopan Pada Masa Yang Sama dari Taq(iah).

We housemates were having a late snack(snack apenya, fries, chips, hash browns, nasi goreng!! Hahaha...) yesterday and we got into talking about the One In A Million(OIAM) show.

I started watching it yesterday and found it to be totally herendous. Everybody's either gedik, tak de perasaan, tak best langsung nyanyi or gedik[owh, did I already mention that?? More emphasize on it. Srius! Lelaki-lelaki die pun cam gedik-gedik je. Adoi... Tak best langsung ah compared to the last season but there are quality contestants too, like Ayu and Sarah(Sarah's not really my fav judging by her personality but her voice is undeniably sedap. At least die gedik-gedik pun, suare sedap. Ni yang lain, hampeh!!!)]

Anyway, back to the story.

So, Syah was telling me why her sister was into Mark(one of the contestant of OIAM).

It was because he had a teeth just like her! Gigi kapak dekat depan or something.

Forgive me if I got the type of gigi wrong=P

The conversation leads to another conversation and by the time we knew it, we were talking about braces.

We were talking about the horrors of wearing those metals on our teeth.

The pain it would cause and for years and years that never seems to end.

And then Taq said: "Eh, kawan aku sorang ni. Dia pakai braces tau. Then, dia jadi cam tak lalu makan. So, dulu dia gemuk. Now, dia kurus!!! Pastu lepas dah bukak braces, gigi dah tak jongang. Dah ah gigi dah lawa, kurus plak tu...!! Cis...!!!"

Knowing us, the conversation of course meleret-leret...(ditambah pula dengan ketiadaan Diyana yang of course akan suruh kitaorang stop crapping before she gets her asthma attack. Huhu...)

We discussed about how it'll be if we were to wear braces now. At the age of 21(22 for Taq. She just celebrated her birthday).

Here was how the conversation went:(tak ingat sangat siapa cakap apa. So, maaf Ille and Syah atas watak kodi anda=P But, these were all that was said. Well... the censored part, that is. Huhu...)

Taq: Eh, tak nak ah pakai braces now. Nanti mulut terjojol kat depan cani...(while demonstrating how it'll look like)

Ille: Weeeiiii!!! Buruk weeeii!!

Syah: Hahahhaa...

Taq: Haa! Dah ah tu. Kena ah tutup mulut kang orang lain silau.

Dayah: Haaah... Pastu gelak kena cover-cover. Ye ah. Tak nak kasi orang tengok gigi besi tu.

Taq: (again demonstrating how it'll look like. Gelak sopan sambil cover mulut)

Ille: Weeeiiii!!! Buruk weeeii!!

Syah: Hahahha...

Dayah: Kalau gelak camtu, takpe ah gak nak cover-cover mulut. Ni try gelak cam kite. Tak nak cam bruk gila plak kan...

Taq: (yes... again demonstrating how it'll look like. Kali ni, gelak besar yang kuat gila sambil mengetuk-ngetuk meja and sambil tutup mulut)

All: Hahahhaahahahaa.....(gelak besar sambil mengetuk-ngetuk meja)

Ille: Hahha... Sopan ah sangat camtu!!

Dayah: Hahhaha... Adoi. Haaa... Tapi, memang lengkap ah pakej kalo pakai braces ni.

Taq: Tu ah! Gigi dah tak jongang, badan dah tak gemuk... Sopan plak tu!!!

Syah: Boleh jadi cara diet baru!

Dayah: Betul-betul. Cara-cara untuk dapat gigi yang cantik, jadi kurus and sopan by Kak Taqiah.

Taq: Ya! Ingin gigi yang tidak jongang, badan yang kurus dan menjadi sopan, pakailah braces.

But, we mutually agreed that it was better to be gemuk, have ugly teeth and dapat menikmati food rather than having no enjoyment for food because of the braces. Yes... We LOVE food!!! And we don't do diets. We just work out, go to the gym(well.. at least Taq and Di but afterwards, selera makan cam tinggi betul and they eat more to compensate all that was lost during the workout session. So, cam sama je kot. Haha... Except maybe gaya hidup lebih sihat=P)

So, go unruly teethed, food loving and loud girls!!!! You guys rock!!!=)